Now then, now then, now then!

Here we are again folks and it's time to update you all on how my life is going. I will of course get back to previous storylines as and when I feel it is right to do so! At the minute, we need to talk about my recent job loss and the fact that I do not have any income/cash/money/dollars/spondoolees/etc. Well, that is not striclty true. I do have money, but at this minute I do not have any money coming in due to the point raised earlier. Ummmm, you get what I mean. Anyways, the last few days have been a little strange as I no longer need to iron shirts, get up at 7 in the morning and go into work, I can just do almost exactly what I want! But that would be stupid, there's only so much Grand Theft Auto you can play. And I completed that a couple of weeks ago anyways so it's a moo point. In other words, a cows opinion.

So, I have been scouring the job market, logging onto the internet in the hope of finding a new job to earn some big bucks/money/cash/etc and hopefully this will not take long! In the meantime though, I might try and order a new mobile phone, such as an iPhone or new Nokia, and spend the rest of my time getting ripped and doing exercise as I seem to be getting fat and flabby!

All these points I will update you on next time!!!!