Wednesday, 17 February 2010

Hello there Blans!

Well what a week it has been!! Money issues! Weight issues! Girlfriend issues! It's more than any sane person can take! Now I know it's been a while since I last updated y'all so I'll give you a brief run-down of what has happened:

1) Lost my wallet on the bus, can you believe it?! Ever since I lost my car due to my slight gambling habit and had to sell it to raise money to pay backt the casino, I have been using....ahem.....public transport. Oh dear.

2) Due to it being Valentines Day recently and because of point no 3 coming up, many chocolates that I bought were eaten by myself and caused my weight to balloon! I reallly need to get ripped in 4 weeks as I may be going on holiday again soon...

3) My current girlfriend split with me the day before VD (Valentines Day), can you believe that! She mumbled something about money worries and gambling problems, but really I think she has turned lesbian. What other explanation can there be?!

So that brings us bang up to date, and there are plenty more plans afoot, so will update you all soon!

Slaters!

1 comment:

  1. Hey Timmy G,

    Sounds like you have plenty of pounds and penny problems!

    Here's the solution: TELL TEL!

    ...that's Terry Elliott, by the way, he's the MAN who CAN show the way to a PENthouse in MANchester!

    Just visit my blog!

    T£L

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